1 00:00:02,269 --> 00:00:03,837 ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:27,894 Well, today's the day, Beavis. 3 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:32,232 We got some weights, and we're finally gonna get swole. 4 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:33,566 Yep. 5 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,202 We're always talking about getting ripped. 6 00:00:35,302 --> 00:00:37,236 Finally time to do it. Yeah. 7 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:41,674 Oh, yeah. Ugh. 8 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:45,210 Oh, yeah. There we go. 9 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:46,914 Getting some gains. 10 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:50,216 I think I'm already pretty jacked. 11 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:56,388 Excuse me, I live downstairs. What is that noise? 12 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:59,226 Uh, what noise? 13 00:00:59,326 --> 00:01:00,794 Yeah, we might be, like, too swole to hear it. 14 00:01:00,795 --> 00:01:02,128 Yeah. 15 00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:05,499 I'm sorry, could you just please be quieter? 16 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:08,101 I work from home. - Whoa. 17 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:09,869 You work from home? 18 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:13,140 So you, like, live at your job? 19 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,909 Right, so it's important that it's quiet so I can work. 20 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,645 Then it's a good thing you live at your job 21 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:20,179 and not downstairs 'cause these weights 22 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:22,615 probably make a lot of noise. 23 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:25,451 Just please stop with the noise. 24 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,454 Did you hear that, Beavis? 25 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:31,625 That butthole lives at his job. 26 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,426 Lucky son of a bitch. 27 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,628 We have to live in this apartment that sucks. 28 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:38,130 Yeah, really. It's a mess. 29 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:40,167 No one ever does anything about it. 30 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,501 Yeah, yeah. 31 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,535 It didn't look like this when we moved in. 32 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:45,271 Somebody pulled a fast one on us. 33 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:46,672 Yeah. 34 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:47,974 Wait a second, Beavis. 35 00:01:48,075 --> 00:01:49,943 If we had a job in a place that's better 36 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:52,846 than our apartment, we could live there instead. 37 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:56,650 We used to have jobs at Burger World. 38 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:59,018 There was always food there, as I recall, yeah. 39 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:02,689 I bet we still have our old uniforms. 40 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:12,832 So I looked at your applications, 41 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,867 and your names are already in the system. 42 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:16,669 Look, I'm in a bind here. 43 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,339 Can you take the shift right now? 44 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:19,839 Reuben and Andre flaked. 45 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,841 Uh, yeah. 46 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,176 And we brought our suitcases, yeah. 47 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,011 I'll go get your paperwork going. 48 00:02:26,012 --> 00:02:28,748 Well, Beavis, let's move in. 49 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,553 Yeah. 50 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:43,797 Now we're talking. 51 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,834 Home sweet home. 52 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:53,806 ♪ Walk on by ♪ 53 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:56,342 Whoa. Whoa, what is that thing? 54 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:01,748 Uh, I think it's, like, from Dr. Seuss or something. 55 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,584 Oh, yeah, yeah. 56 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:07,120 You know, the thing about Dr. Seuss is, 57 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:08,955 he's not very good, you know? 58 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:12,125 It's like, he'll say, like, 59 00:03:12,126 --> 00:03:15,261 "There's a cloothplush on my toothbrush," 60 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,863 and he just draws a fake animal, you know? 61 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,299 Anyone could do that. 62 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:26,105 Dr. Seuss sucks. 63 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:27,673 See, it's like that chick there, 64 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:31,911 you know, I could say, "Oh, that chick is named Zood, 65 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:35,781 and she gives me wood, see?" 66 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,984 Uh... whoa. 67 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:40,653 That was pretty good, Beavis. 68 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:42,588 Whoa, we should write a children's book. 69 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:45,058 Oh, yeah, yeah. 70 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:46,293 Yeah, I mean, it's easy, you know? 71 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,361 Anyone can do it. 72 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:52,466 Uh, we'll call it "Zong and His Schlong." 73 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,569 Or I know, I know. 74 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,671 Is this the land of Zoing? 75 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:01,608 That's where I'm going. 76 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:04,978 Because the chicks there make me go, boi-oi-oi-oing. 77 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:08,748 And then, like, that animal there, 78 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,151 we could call it a Lumbass. 79 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:14,486 And then, like, someone could say, "What is that? 80 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:16,823 It is a Lumbass, you dumbass." 81 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:20,326 Next thing you know, we're beloved by children. 82 00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:21,827 Yeah. 83 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:25,165 There once was a Kwut who looked like a butt. 84 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:29,569 When he stood up, people said, uh, what? 85 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,070 Or something. 86 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:32,339 Yeah, yeah, see? See? 87 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:35,141 That's like-- that's like 10 pages right there. 88 00:04:35,142 --> 00:04:36,676 Oh, yeah. 89 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:39,646 OK, Beavis, get to work drawing a Kwut. 90 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:41,647 OK, yeah. 91 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:43,483 Yeah, OK, what does it look like? 92 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:45,184 Uh, I already told you. 93 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:46,752 He looks like a butt. 94 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:49,490 You're just like the Lumbass who's a dumbass. 95 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:50,823 Oh, yeah. 96 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:51,991 I love that guy, yeah. 97 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,360 OK, let me put that in there. 98 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,228 Wait a minute. 99 00:04:55,229 --> 00:04:58,364 You know, "Lumbass the Dumbass" could be a whole other book. 100 00:04:58,365 --> 00:04:59,999 We could have two books. 101 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,368 Uh... oh, yeah. 102 00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:04,204 I mean, you could do a whole series, you know? 103 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,338 You could do, like, um, 104 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:07,074 "Kwut the Butt Goes to the Doctor." 105 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:09,042 Yeah. 106 00:05:10,211 --> 00:05:12,545 His name was Dr. Zucks, and he sucks. 107 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:15,882 Boy, this stuff just writes itself. 108 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:17,550 Yeah. 109 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,219 He had a friend named McVestibles, 110 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:22,789 who looked like a pair of testicles. 111 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:25,891 Yeah, we'll probably even, like, 112 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:28,928 win an award for, like, teaching kids about their-- 113 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:31,265 you know, their body parts. You know, we make it fun. 114 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:34,600 The award was called the Schnads, 115 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:36,870 and it looked like a pair of golden nads. 116 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:40,673 Oh, oh, and then maybe someone 117 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:43,577 will make it into a movie, so we don't have to read it. 118 00:05:43,678 --> 00:05:45,478 Yeah. 119 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:48,082 Th-- that would be cool. 120 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:52,252 You know how people always say the book 121 00:05:52,253 --> 00:05:53,819 was better than the movie? 122 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:56,122 No one will say that about this movie. 123 00:05:57,891 --> 00:06:00,460 Yeah, it's gonna be cool. 124 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,067 It doesn't get any better than this, Beavis. 125 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,804 Yep, we should have lived at Burger World years ago. 126 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:20,280 Hello? Does anyone work here? 127 00:06:20,281 --> 00:06:22,782 Yes. And we also live here. 128 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:24,083 Yeah. 129 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:28,921 Someone's at the drive-thru. 130 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:31,958 Can you get me a BW Junior Meal? 131 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:35,328 - Can you get me some beers? - What? 132 00:06:35,329 --> 00:06:37,630 Yeah, see, um, we actually live here, 133 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:40,467 so we need some beers. You've got a car, right? 134 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,469 Don't you work here? 135 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:44,637 Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying, 136 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,272 but we also live here. 137 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:47,773 So can you get us some beers? 138 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:48,942 We only have six left, 139 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:50,611 and we're taking them down pretty good. 140 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:53,412 Thank you. Drive through. 141 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,748 Some chick at the drive-thru 142 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:56,950 is going to make a beer run for us. 143 00:06:58,152 --> 00:07:00,019 Well, as long as we're hanging out at home, 144 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,756 let's get swole. - Yeah, cool. 145 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,563 Between the new place, the new job, 146 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:13,065 and getting in shape, things have never been better. 147 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:15,368 Yeah, we're, like, getting our lives together. 148 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:21,208 Let's just go. 149 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:33,018 Hey, I hate to do this to you, 150 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:35,088 but Annabelle called in sick. 151 00:07:35,089 --> 00:07:36,755 Could you possibly do the closing shift 152 00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:38,691 and count the register? - Yeah. 153 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:40,761 We're not going anywhere. 154 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:41,795 Yeah, we live here. 155 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:42,995 Yeah. 156 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,531 You practically do. 157 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:47,267 You guys are gonna go far with that attitude. 158 00:07:47,268 --> 00:07:50,604 Uh, I forgot who that guy is. 159 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:52,605 Yeah, it doesn't matter. 160 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,407 You know what, Beavis? 161 00:07:54,408 --> 00:07:56,410 Let's celebrate our first day in our new home 162 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:57,744 and go out for dinner. 163 00:07:57,745 --> 00:07:59,979 Good idea, Butt-Head. 164 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,481 Yeah. 165 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:04,318 Let me just borrow some money from the register here. 166 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:09,488 Yeah, look at this. 167 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,025 We live close to so many great places to eat. 168 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:14,727 It's all about location. 169 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:19,465 Two taco grandes, please. 170 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:21,034 We're your new neighbors. 171 00:08:21,035 --> 00:08:23,636 We just moved into Burger World across the street. 172 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:24,971 Yep, we live there. 173 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:26,139 Yeah. 174 00:08:26,140 --> 00:08:27,640 There's this chick coming by with beers 175 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,709 later, too, yeah. 176 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:32,211 We left the door open for her. 177 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:34,481 So you just left the Burger World empty 178 00:08:34,482 --> 00:08:36,382 with the door unlocked? - Yeah, yeah. 179 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:38,352 Yeah, she's really cool. She's got a car. 180 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:41,620 Did you lock the cash register? 181 00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:43,556 Uh, no. 182 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:45,825 If I lock it, it's harder to take the money out. 183 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,561 Yeah, we left it open so you can take the money out 184 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,329 real easy, you know. 185 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,098 It's a lot of money in there. 186 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,535 You just open the drawer and take it. 187 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:57,203 It's pretty cool. Neat system, yeah. 188 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:03,543 Well, here's to work from home. 189 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:04,777 Yep. 190 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,078 That's the way of the future. 191 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,713 Uh-huh. 192 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,251 I wonder if they're gonna have scoring from home. 193 00:09:10,351 --> 00:09:13,052 Probably with computers, you know? 194 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,587 Yeah. 195 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:17,091 We'll be dead by then. 196 00:09:17,191 --> 00:09:19,726 Whoa! 197 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:21,561 Looks like there's a party going on in our Burger World. 198 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:23,063 Look. 199 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:26,031 Uh, that chick must have shown up with the beer 200 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:27,500 and started without us. 201 00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:30,370 I like her style, yeah. 202 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:35,909 Whoa. 203 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:38,545 This neighborhood knows how to party. 204 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,782 And all the money's gone from the register. 205 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,049 That's OK. 206 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:45,552 We'll make it all back tomorrow. 207 00:09:45,553 --> 00:09:47,720 Our place pays for itself now, Beavis. 208 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,591 We finally turned our life around. 209 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:56,896 Good night, Beavis. 210 00:09:56,897 --> 00:10:00,233 Good night, Butt-Head. 211 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:17,149 "Lumbass the Dumbass," 212 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,952 by Dr. Beavis and Dr. Butt-Head, 213 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,455 because Dr. Seuss sucks. 214 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:30,230 Way down in the land of Ziggity-Zutthole, 215 00:10:30,231 --> 00:10:33,267 there lived a guy who was kind of a butthole. 216 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:40,072 He was a weird-looking guy whose name was Lumbass. 217 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:43,610 He sucked. He was a real dumbass. 218 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:50,583 Lumbass the dumbass sat around and ate smachos, 219 00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:53,386 which was a food pretty much exactly like nachos. 220 00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:58,891 Lumbass knew a chick in the hood 221 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,893 named Zanktis Zunkey. 222 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:04,297 She gave him wood, so he spanked his monkey. 223 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,436 Yeah. 224 00:11:10,638 --> 00:11:12,872 She had an even hotter friend 225 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,142 named Zoing-oing-oing-oing. 226 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,978 Lumbass took one look at her and said, 227 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:21,281 "Boing-oing-oing-oing." 228 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,785 And there was this other hot chick 229 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,453 whose name was Jutt-Head. 230 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,387 And she was like, "I want to score 231 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:32,025 with Butt-Head." 232 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,695 She lived in a town called Shmeavis Blucks. 233 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,298 Yeah, that's a cool name. 234 00:11:38,399 --> 00:11:42,135 Where everyone liked to say, 235 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,937 "Beavis sucks." Hey. Wait a second. 236 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,706 Who wrote this? 237 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,374 What happened to the part about me 238 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,309 scoring and drinking gleers? 239 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:53,546 Uh, what are gleers? 240 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:54,914 They get you drunker than beers. 241 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,116 You have to leave. 242 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,118 You can't keep coming back in here. 243 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,754 Uh, can we at least use the computer 244 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,722 to look at some websites? 245 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,225 Yeah. 246 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,694 - Get out. - This sucks. 247 00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:11,065 Yeah, my tax dollars pay for this library! 248 00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:15,335 Uh, we don't pay taxes. 249 00:12:15,336 --> 00:12:16,502 Oh, yeah, yeah. 250 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,839 Well, we get taxes or something.